I spend too much time at my computer. I stumbled on this insight when I realized I was checking the weather through my webcam pointed out the window behind my back. Never mind the computer obviating the need to get up to check a phone book or dictionary. I don't even need to go to the trouble of turning around any more. Now if I could get some unscrupulous physician to hook me up to an intravenous feeding line, and attach an evacuation hose to my nether parts, leading away to, say, my next door neighbor's basement, I would be set up nicely. Yikes! I just googled "evacuation hose" and the first entry was "evacuation hose barb"! I think I'll go for a walk outside.