FRENCH QUARTER

Rhapsodic waxing, like bikini waxing, is not consistent with the carefully-husbanded persona of Crack Skull Bob, so there will be none of either here. Suffice it to say that New Orleans is like no other place in America. You should go. The French Quarter is also a boon to sloppy sketchers like me, since there are no pure verticals or horizontals in the place. If my columns are leaning or my balconies drooping, it could well be perfectly accurate. I'm not telling.