PRE-SWINE FLU PEOPLE

We'll look back upon these times as innocent gossamer-covered fluffy days with flittering butterflies and prancing puppies and really smelly puppy shit (it's always nice to ground our misty watercolored memories in a little puppy shit) before the world was taken over by its rightful heirs, the viruses, who will rule with a firm but cruel hand, and, man, we thought puppy shit smelled bad!