MY BACKWARDS-HAT PREJUDICE

This guy might be perfectly sentient. He may be a Rhodes scholar, for all I know. But I can't get past that backwards ball cap. It screams "lout" to me. Not that I have anything against louts. Some of our most prominent figures are louts. The fashion statement made by that hat is "I'm dim-witted and proud of it. And probably drunk." And then you've got those Bermuda shorts. Why don't they put people like this in Guantanamo? I realize that this blog entry is not my finest hour. Don't think I don't realize it. Unfortunately, my finest hour came when I was sound asleep.