HAND ON LEG

You know what makes a great mid-afternoon snack? Bacon! I know, I know: "Sure, Wally," you say, "I know bacon is healthy and nutritious, but isn't it a lot of trouble to fix?" Not at all! They've even cut it into little strips, so you hardly have to lift a finger! Just throw them into a frying pan, and ten minutes later, bacon! Makes a great finger food, but I like to eat mine with a spoon, right out of the frying pan, so I don't miss any of the au jus. What an energy boost! I feel like running a quarter mile, all the way to the Dairy Queen! But first, a nap.