LUNCH AT FAIRGROUNDS

Was it any surprise to hear that the idiot who shouted "You lie!" at the President is from South Carolina? South Carolina, home of Strom Thurmond, Bob Jones University, and any number of loudmouthed halfwits. A friend of mine, on hearing of Joe Wilson's origin, reminded me that South Carolina was the first to attempt to secede from the Union. We should change our minds and take them up on the offer. "Bye now, Gamecocks! See ya! Best of luck! Try not to let Virginia hit you on the way out!"