JESUS DIPS HIS TOE IN THE HORROR GENRE

It would be churlish of me to point out the misspelling...so I will. How you miss a glaring typo in 8-inch high letters is beyond me. What's more glaring to me, though, is the metaphorical implication of the message.  Does the wit behind the witticism remember what's involved in "cleaning" a fish? You cut off its head, split it from its wittle chin to its wittle anus, scoop out its internal organs and toss them in the trash, yank out all its bones, and scrape its skin. All this preparatory to plunging it in boiling oil. Come to think of it, religious practitioners have probably performed this very ritual countless times. I just imagined that Jesus had a more Obama-like temperament. Thank God we don't take the admonition to follow his example literally, huh? We ask ourselves What Would Jesus Do? and then, having satisfied our curiosity, resume cleaning our fish.