IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WAFFLES

This is my idea of hell: to have some guy in a ball cap reprimand me for not watching the waffles--and have a snickering sketcher sitting behind me! You'd think that, having been subjected to my share of such indignities in my working life, I'd give the poor guy a break and find another drawing subject. Think again,chief! We play hardball in the major leagues, pal. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bathroom!