Few things can beat tomato basil soup and a chicken tawook wrap at Azar's, and most of them involve activities best left undiscussed in a decorous locale such as your World Wide Web. The soup-and-sandwich deal also comes with hummus and pita bread, making it just about perfect. Toss in a handful of Puffy Cheetos, and you'd have a meal fit for a king. Here, King! Look at that: valuable real estate in my teeming brain is being occupied by Henny Youngman. No wonder I can't understand string theory.