WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE AT WORK?

They could be helping drive the great economic engine that is the US of A instead of sitting on their cans drinking chain-store coffee. Oh, I know, a cursory glance in my direction might lead to  a snap judgment that what we have here is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. First of all, I'll overlook the slur of referring to me as a "pot". Second of all, for years I tried economic-engine driving, and finally, after several fiery mishaps, had my license revoked. So I can only stand by the wayside and watch the rest of you hurtling to your doom. Ha ha ha, you bastards.