PORTRAITS R ME

You know how old people will sometimes get a faraway look in their eyes and begin reminiscing about "back in my heyday"? This is different from when they get a faraway look in their eyes and pass gas, which they apparently feel they now have a free pass to do. Well, I just realized that I never had a heyday. I forgot! How do you procure a heyday? Nobody ever told me. It seems vaguely unfair, but on the other hand, maybe I'm in the midst of my heyday right now, and will only realize it later. Except I'm kind of running out of time to be able to hearken back to today as a heyday, which worries me, and what if this worrying will ruin my euphoria and remove this current period as a candidate for a heyday? Oops, I'm getting a faraway look in my eyes...