There are those who would say, "No need for the 'portrait-drawin'' qualifier there, friend-o," to which I would respond, "Friend-o? Did you just call me friend-o? You're modeling yourselves after a sadistic fictional serial killer?" To which they would retort, "You're putting words in our mouths! At least we think you are. We don't even know who we are." To which I would rejoin, "And you call me a fool! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"