REPORTAGE: GOLDEN GLOBES

I've never watched a Golden Globes broadcast before, but this one was special. Ricky Gervais promised scathing British humor, and he delivered, scathier than ever. It was beautiful. The glitterati were stunned, and many were deeply offended. Few endeavors are more worthy than offending the comfortable, and who's more comfortable than Hollywood stars, basking in the sunshine of our love and the intoxicating air of Southern California? Cheers to Ricky.