ALIEN ENTREPRENEUR

A gill refurbisher? A slime gland router? A second-set-of-jaws-inside-the first-set-of-jaws installer? A human outer shell repairman? A specialist in restoring from a small shiny puddle? A purveyor of Arnold Schwartzenegger masks to cover up hideous nightmare faces? A grass-roots Tea Party organizer? A custom fibrous pod supplier? A proselytizer of bizarre cannibalistic religious rites? A fake ID distributor? A giant mechanical leg lubricator? An earth bacteria exterminator?