WITTY PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHT OR TROUBLING SIGN OF POSSIBLE FRONTAL-LOBE ANEURYSM?

I hold out hope for the former interpretation, while acknowledging that the latter holds great appeal for people who actually know me. To which I affectionately respond, f-bomb you. I am in possession of all my faculties, which, if they are anything like the faculty at Ohio Wesleyan University, from which I was extruded, is not saying much, I'll grant you that. If I had sustained an aneurism in the region immediately behind my latterly-chicken-pocked forehead just above the weird patch of white hair on my right eyebrow, then I would surely have noticed it, being possessed of a superior mind, an assumption I cling to despite voluminous evidence to the contrary, evidence which would easily fill the fabled library at Alexandria, which, however, unless I'm sadly mistaken, burned down. I think I've made my point.