Tonight was Painting Night, which means we paint. We had tried other themes, such as Pantomime Night, Concealed Weapon Night, Filipino Leftover Night, Alkyd Shots Night, String Theory Night, Renaissance Music Karaoke Night, Casino Night, Spelling Bee Night, Cadmium Yellow Light Night, Random Violence Night, Macarena 'n Macaroni Night, Capon Plucking Night, Doing Everything Backwards Night, Justin Bieber Night, and Accepting Jesus Christ Into Your Heart Night. But then Bernard suggested Painting Night, and to placate hiim we said yes, because we wanted to keep him happy, since none of the rest of us want to clean up when we're done.