The incomparable Abi was our model tonight. Made up for the inexplicably flat lighting, which made her look like she was posing for an Olan Mills portrait at Wal-Mart, only naked. Après-draw was dominated by oldster shock at the aforementioned Abi's revelation that she had no idea who Donald Sutherland is, which made us immediately feel ten years older. We had to take a head count to make sure none of the older oldsters had passed on.