TROUBLE IN ADLAND

Does anyone else see Trouble Brewing here? Two virile young men, albeit in pretty sweaters, their jet engines roaring on testosteroil, clearly fighting over the lass despite their pitiful attempt to put on happy faces, and one of them holds an axe? Is this not a Cry For Help? On the photographer’s part, I mean. He knows that once the bloodbath is over, the axeman will come for the lone witness. He’s hoping against hope that once the magazine comes out with this ad in it, Collier’s probably, some astute reader will drop their Postum and rush to the photographer’s aid. Sadly, the shutterbug is not taking into consideration publication lead times. Let’s face it, photographers are not the brightest snapshots in the album. As a class, they tend to be underexposed.