I was a bit queasy about this one, but hey, if everyone in the room could hear them, it’s hardly eavesdropping, right? Right? And Christians of a certain type are so damn earnest. That type being the earnest type, I guess. I love being tautological. I have an overpowering urge to stick my foot in the aisle and trip earnest people. Fortunately this is one of those overpowering urges I don’t act on, like the urge to be successful. Which means that the urge is not overpowering at all, doesn’t it? One of the qualities I pride myself on is the ability to catch my logical flaws before anyone else does, thus rendering my arguments pointless and allowing you lot to go on about your lives unaffected by anything I have to say. Far be it from me to keep you from hurtling toward your appointed destiny, if you get my drift.