You know what I think is a crime? Well, besides murder, robbery and anything having to do with Wall Street? The fact that artists aren’t allowed to do whatever they want, whenever they want. We have to work at regular old jobs, some of them not even art-related, just like ordinary people. We have to waste our time on relationships and child-rearing instead of doing art and thinking about doing art and playing around on the internet while we think about thinking about doing art. It’s just not fair.