PHO AND SEX DON'T MIX

My pho lunch just now was tainted by a large plasma screen displaying a show called “The Doctors”. It was a very instructive program. The main lesson I learned was that doctors are obsessed with women’s sexual issues, which might explain the trouble I have getting my doctor to spend more than five minutes with me. Some other facts I picked up: women fantasize about sex 1.7 times a day during ovulation, and only .5 times a day during other times. Also, high heels force a woman’s feet to conform to the same attitude they assume during orgasm. This is all endlessly fascinating, of course, but more of a distraction than an enhancement to the pho act.