PUD: SPECIAL INAUGURAL EDITION

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Sigh. This is a depressing inauguration. Does anyone still Hope for Change? Obama obviously lacks the political skills of, say, a Bill Clinton, and he also lacks the steadfastness of a crusader. And the other side! Seems like I can't talk to my conservative friends these days without hearing such idiotic claptrap as "Obama is a Communist!" or "They're going to try to confiscate our guns, and then there's going to be a civil war!" Maybe there should be a civil war. We can beat their asses for good this time, and--hey!--make slaves of them! In this age of irony, wouldn't that be the ironist? Ah, fuck it. We're doomed. That's why I made a new Pud.