This is what Portrait Partier Marion Lokin believes I look like. I like to think, in a preening sort of way, that no one can really capture my essence, which is undoubtedly a good thing. This one makes me look rather benign and sweet, whereas everyone who knows me knows I am a savage sociopath, ready to disembowel a kitten or reduce a widow to tears at a moment’s notice. That’s art for you: you can’t trust it.

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