KOREAN PORN LITERATURE

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At least I think it's Korean. I know, I know. Listen, if you're going to get all youknowwhat on my ass and accuse me of cultural insensitivity, then you're going to miss out on a small laugh, and it looks like you could really use one. You know, laughing is supposed to release all kinds of beneficial chemicals, like oxycontin and antihistamines and human growth hormones. I don't mean release them out into the general populace--at least I think I don't. Man, wouldn't that be embarrassing? You'd burst out in laughter and then have to dab gobs of endorphins off a woman's bodice, and it would be doubly embarrassing if the reason you were laughing was that she looked funny or that she had a bodice. You might as well just pack it up and go home, because you're not getting any tonight. Crack an Old Milwaukee and break out the Korean porn literature.