I'm thinking that some institution of higher learning should offer course credits for reading my blog. Maybe not the top-shelf ones, but somebody like TCC or that Ozzie Nelson Community College or William & Mary or that Hairdo Academy used to be next to Eagleton's, remember that one? Cause my blog is chock full of useful knowledge like the above, and if you're going to nit-pick about truthfulness, what about WMD? Or how there's good cholesterol? Truth is just so subjective these days, and it's not necessarily the most important factor about stuff. Like for example it doesn't matter whether global warming is really true; where you stand on the issue depends on your political orientation. And that's as it should be, because facts just tend to muddy the waters, and make stuff all relative and gray and shit. Who needs that?