Man! Never have filet mignon and champagne for lunch, followed by a bout of wild hot sex.

At least I imagine that would be a good rule. I wouldn't mind testing it, just the once. Outlook is kind of bleak, though. If I came into some money and weren't a stickler about having a partner, I suppose it might be within my grasp. Aha ha! Accidental humor! I'll take it.