Oh, I got lots of these, you bet. Here's a charming anecdote to get back into the swing of things:

Out in Ohio they have a Roman Catholic cable channel. No lie. And on it there was a documentary about saints by a husband and wife with heavy New York accents. And at one point the wife, name of Penny, says the following, I swear.

It's like Jesus says: "Forgive them, Fatha, for they know not what ta do."